ebert is a lucky charm
leads a charmed life
and yet, somehow, is still cursed
he wins at the casino constantly
but has been mugged on a few occasions
leaving
i love him because whatever he does
win or lose
he survives
with style
his brother is magic troll
come from the forest
with a wooden arm
and a heart to match it
once
i saw him catch a fish
with his bare hand
they are not just brothers
they are friends
and always stay close
to the lagoon